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…come very small minds…

Cannibal Spiders

are

Taking Over the World!

Or is it…

spider web marketing?

Lazarus Divinington, here. You can get to know me better by visiting my other blog  http://www.spiderpowersuccess.blogspot.com/, a blog devoted to one subject and one subject, alone…  The Most Powerful cannibal marketing System on the World Wide Web.  I love it!  Cannibal Spiders and Mucho Money, Oh My!!  And the best part about this discovery is that it is Ground Floor, Ground Breaking, Concept Shattering, cannibal marketing Voracious and FREE!  No, I mean REALLY FREE, as in NO MONEY to use The Spider Web Marketing System.

I feel like Zagon in the scene in Above The Law where he’s got Toscani wire strapped in the chair and is injecting him with sodium pentathol…

Lazarus the Cannibal Spider Web Marketer:  “Put his face up.  Hold it up. Here you go, Pussy Marketing Man. “Spider Venom feel-good.”  I’ve used these little virtual spiders many times to extract vital marketing information.  For the first time in my life…  …I’m gonna do it just for the fun.  Pussy Marketing Man:  “Get the fuck away from me!”  Lazarus the Cannibal Spider Web Marketer:  Let him go.  Pussy Marketing Man, my wimp ass sleeping beauty…  …you should’ve killed me when you had the chance.  Now, I’m gonna wrap you in my world wide web and drain you, alive!”  (Pussy Marketing Man shriveled to the size of a bad prune, as Lazarus the Cannibal Spider Marketer drained his life away.  And reigned supreme as his virtual spiders took over the World Wide Web and brought in massive amounts of EZ Cash Profits.) 

If your curious and can’t wait, you can get the full detail video link here: The SpiderWeb Marketing System, or click on the spider web marketing Ad, above.

To your good fortune and success,

Lazarus Divinington

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Live from the Armin Meiwes

Culinary School of Cannibal Cuisine…

How to Prepare the Special Blood Sauce

for

Cannibal Chicken Pecker

Black Feather 

Cold Pressed Human Tongue

Human Chicken Peckers…  Dam, Jonesey!  They is everywhere you don’t wanna be, Wanna Be!  Ya knows that classic question of which came first…  two women and a chicken…or…the fucking virus?  Well, let me axe you, Jack.  Which does ya thinks came first…  two women and a chicken…or…the fucking virus?

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Hot Off the TPP Wire:

Opening Available for

D.C. Madam

This Could Be You…

(Do You Have What It Takes?)

(Must Supply Photo)

(Cannibal Tendencies - a Definite +)

TPP Wire:  45 minutes ago

Washington D.C. - Wanted:  Multi-talented Madame to Acquire Ownership of prestigious Emperors Club VIP agency in Washington D.C.  Owner duties include, but not limited to all of the following:

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…come very small minds…

Gay Bob Cannibal Rim Job

And he was such a

handsome young gay cannibal…

You just couldn’t resist…could you, Bob?

(You left-wing socialist pervert…)

Gay Bob Rim Job Gets Eaten by

Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter

“He swelled with pride for the very last time…”

We’ll all remember you, Bob…

Ode to the Gay Bob Cannibal Rim Jobs

If you’re a gay Bob cannibal rim job,

and go down on a Hannibal in a public john,

you’d better remember to come up for air…

And don’t sneeze, cough or look up and stare…

Gay Bob, a Hannibal cannibal rim job is no joke!

Just remember who’s got his pig in your poke!

Don’t make the mistake to choke then cough…

But if you do…you’d better bite it off!

‘Cause if you draw blood on Hannibal “The Cannibal’s” frankfurter…

you’d better jump up and run like bloody murder!

Or you’ll end up like Gay Bob…kebobs n’ burger!

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…come very small minds…

Read This Full and Original Story -

Written by Marcus and Lazarus Divinington, here…

The Diary of a Cannibal Whore

by Born Again Virgin

Mary

The Fate of Richard Slater - Part Two

March 22nd, 2008

I drug his sorry evil ass down the corridor to “The Room.”  I pulled up a chair and sat in front of Richard for as long as it took for him to regain consciousness.  I laid him on the stainless steel butcher’s table, strapped to it, so he was unable to move.

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Read The Full Story, to date, here…

The Diary of a Cannibal Whore

by Born Again Virgin

Mary

The Fate of Richard Slater

Part One

March 22nd, 2008

Dear Diary,

I am a methodical planner, right down to the very last detail and to the nth degree.  Nothing is left to chance.  I project everything that could go wrong.  My life, itself, is a study of what went wrong.  And so the rest of my life has been a study of what can go wrong, even with the most detailed planning.

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Billary Clitton Unmasked…

You

Can Tell by

the Enlarged Pupils

and Fully Curled Lips…  Yep!  

Billary Clitton is a Cannibal Vampire

Politician!  She has a Long and Morbid History of

Sucking Political Challengers Dry, and there’s a Trail of Dessicated Corpses

behind her…

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“I Have An Urge to Eat Women!”

Sounds like a Pentecostal Minister… 

“God Almighty!  Hallelujah!  Praise Be to Jesus!

Now Pass Me Some More Foetus, Eunice!”

Ate

One Too

Many Human Twinkies 

and Got a Ticket for an Indefinite Stay

at the German State Country Inn… Where He Spends

His every Waking Moment Reliving His Own Version of the

~Texas Chain Saw Massacre~

Teen Continues the German Tradition

 Posted:  April 8th, 2008

Category:  Old News - The Urge to Eat Someone

Cottbus, Germany - A would-be teenage cannibal was ordered into closed psychiatric care in Germany Tuesday after he tried to sink his teeth into a nurse’s neck and eat part of her. The defendant told psychologists he had an urge to eat beautiful women.

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Another One Bites the Dust…

The mystery of why Nathaniel Bar-Jonah wasn’t

chopped up and fed to the cannibal community…

remains one of those mysteries to which we

may never know the answer…

A Tragic Waste of About 350 lbs. of Perfectly Good

Pot Roast, Flank Steaks, Prime Ribs and Buddy Burgers!

Perfectly Good Cannibal Meat Wasted!

~Cannibals and Cannibalism In The News~

April 14th, 2008

One of Massachusetts’s most notorious criminals, once accused of cannibalizing a young boy in Montana, died in prison in the northwestern state yesterday, hobbled after a battle with diabetes.

Nathaniel Bar-Jonah, a 51-year-old Massachusetts native, had served a fraction of his 130-year sentence for kidnapping, raping, and choking a teenage neighbor. Foul play is not suspected in his death.  Read the full story, here… 

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What the World Needs Now…

The U.S. Government Possesses Mind-numbing Power…

And Knows How to Use It!  This Fact Should Scare Every Sheople

into Action Against Such Absolutely Corrupted Power!

Ahh-h-h…But We The Sheople Trust Our Government…

The “Cannibal Elites” will cause a great flood of fire to cleanse

Cannibal Earth and the Zionist Jew Perpetrators, themselves,

won’t escape, as the “The Tribal God, Lucifer’s chosen people.”

Is a Good Cannibal God Cleansing!

Yes, sadly and unfortunately, it’s true…  Sometimes, the only way to rid a primitive world of the disease of its corporate tribal religious gods is for cannibal and sheople, alike, to suffer the rain of cleansing fire.

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